King Charles III Gets Crowned

At the age of 74, Charles finally gets a promotion! The new king was finally crowned this weekend during a “majestic and deeply religious ceremony." While Prince Harry made an appearance - without wife Meghan Markle - he dipped out early. Cocky pranksters also helped King Charles celebrate - mowing a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party was set to be thrown in just two days later.