Kid Calls Candy Cane a What?

Occurred on December 2, 2018 / Grand Junction, Colorado, USA

: "When my son was three, we were in a Walmart when Santa approached us and offered my son a candy cane! He excitedly took it and I opened it. He started eating it and exclaimed "this is a sticky hooker." In a rush, I grabbed my phone to record him. I asked what was it. To which he reiterated "sticky hooker" from then on we have continued calling candy canes "sticky hookers.""