Kevin Halls - Junk Mail

'Are you in debt
or need a loan,
how about insurance
or a new mobile phone?
Got financial worries
then join our website,
borrow some cash
if money is tight.
Phone this number now
to see what you've won,
you've definetly got a prize
maybe a holiday in the Sun?
Need a Solicitor?
no win no fee
if not satisfied
money back guarantee.
Play and gamble online
don't worry or fret
if you join today
we'll give you a free bet.'
Junk Mail drives me nuts
I wish they'd leave me alone
so that's why I told them
where to stick their Mobile Phone!

Kevin Halls

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