JSmith's Bravo

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Full monologue:

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It's morning on Youtube and the systems are in love. A Moobot in a channel, what would the parents think? Together again. It's all just data in the net. But we're just getting started. There is a man named JSmith. JSmith is dangerous. He is rich, he is strong, and he is going to crash the internets. Websites crack and streams go dark. Ten thousand kappas shake and scream for JSmith's laundry. WHERE IS THE DETERGENT? That's where you come in. I've been trying to tell you something for 69 years. You're in the Twitch Chat. You're right on time. Like a subscriber should be. You are a beautiful system. This is the world we're in and this is what is happening. What's that tune? Everyone is singing. You are first class. You are ready. And you are the subscriber who will see the shining data in the stars of JSmith's bravo. Jay. Smith's. Bravo.