Joyce Hemsley - Humorous Limerick

There once was a shy young lover,
scared to be kissed - undercover.
On the honeymoon night
he suddenly took fright
running full speed home to mother.

Mother said - 'Don't act so silly...
afraid of a kiss from dear Lily?
I've known Lil for years
she sure brought the tears
when she married old Uncle Billy'.

Joyce Hemsley

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