John Forbes 2 - The asterisk

Not ‘asterick’, dickhead.
First say ‘aster’ and then ‘risk’
Put them together.
Now say it,
‘Aster-risk’.

No, not ‘asserick’ either, dippo.
One might think you kinky for
O that Rick with
Ass
Like an aster,
Punctuation point,
Or star.
‘Oh my asstars,
Those pansies are at it again! ’

So, just say ‘asterisk’ correctly
And risk none of the above.

Jforbes Oct.31-2004

John Forbes 2

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