John DeBona - Fat Lisa

There was a girl they called 'Fat Lisa'.
She was as big as the Grand Canyon.
She ate tortillas and beans,
and squeezed into jeans.
She was Pigpens only companion.
They drove around town in a beat up jalopy.
Played twister in the back seat.
They hugged and they squeezed.
Until both were pleased.
It was quite and incredible feat.

John DeBona

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