joe yourmom - the first time

The First Time

the fist time i played baseball i was four,
the first time i picked up the bat it felt like a tree;
the first time i had a pet it was a pink and blue bore,
the first time i made a sandwich i got sticky;
the first time i took a shower i got alot of water in my ear,
the first time i went camping i fell out of a holly tree;
the first time i wrote this was realy bad,
the first time it was holloween i got realy scared;
the first time it was easter i got sick from eat alot of candy,
but the last time is now

joe yourmom

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