Joe Rosochacki - What's Up Down There?

Is this muppets or what?
Is this part of the show where Soupy Sales informs people?
Is part of the Gentle Giant plan to take over the world?
Shari Lewis and BRAM,
Shari did have one of the on her person,
But not necessarily a puppet.
Tyra Banks had a female doctor that was actually female.
The doctor was on the show to explain
The female genitalia on prime time morning.
(Pass me the green eggs and ham) .
The doctor used a giant puppet,
I believe its name was, as Robert Williams said it, VOLVO,
I meant Vulva.
She said the pee comes out a particular area, in a particular way,
She said babies come from a different area from the pee.
Carlos Mencia says “De, De, De! ”
I’m glad, they are enough pissed off people in the world today.
And Tyra with all the interest she would muster,
Asked all the questions like a queen rather than like Larry King.
And informed her subject, a lady from the audience,
To do what the good doctor said,
That she should look at herself, down there, by way a mirror,
Either standing upright, sitting down or laying in bed.

(11-7-2007)

Joe Rosochacki

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