Joe Rosochacki - Timothy Are A De-De-De

Timothy Elliot are you daft, slow,
Or are you scoffer at the law?
You did know,
Not to be involved with gaming,
For you became felon, an outlaw.
You didn’t think twice buying the lottery ticket,
You didn’t think twice about violating your probation,
You didn’t think twice about robbing the bank with no gun,
Bob Dylan said it’s alright.
Yep, Jesse James, Al Capone, Dillinger, Bonnie and Clyde,
They would not have their marks if they hadn’t used guns,
Timothy I feel sorry that you did not hand the ticket to your family or friends,
Is it because that you don’t trust them,
Or that they are idiotic as you?
You should get together with the guy that had a $1,000,000 bill
(see observation Million Dollar Candy Bar)
Then you can you and he can swap stories
That would put DUMB AND DUMBER to shame.
You get to be nominated for the De-De-De Awards
Featured by Carlos Mencia, the two of you are to blame.
Ammended:
The court has ruled for to keep the money,
It is not funny,
Because violated your probation,
That caused a sensation.
Perhaps the judge, in this liberal state, was in fact the dummy.

(1-19-2008)

Joe Rosochacki

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