Joe Rosochacki - Thong, Thong Blue

Neil didn’t sing this song but Victoria Secret did,
Macrida Patterson claimed she was hit in the eye,
By a metallic piece missile that flew in the air where it didn’t belong,
It had been a decoration on underwear,
-a Victoria Secret’s thong.
So much for the bling,
Who wear something like metal in most sensitive part of the female body,
I can’t understand;
-does Fruit of Loom or Jockey have such a thing?
I bet Liberace had would have one,
Or Dennis Rodman, or Elton John,
I will predict that VS will settle out of court and quit selling the armor piercing thongs,
They will have to pay in excess of $10,000.00,
And will have to sell many a piece of underwear.
By the way, she’s 52,
-what is she doing with underwear called a “low-rise V-string”.

(6-19-2008)

Joe Rosochacki

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