Joe Rosochacki - Mousetrap Anyone?

Philip John Clapp, aka Johnny Knoxville,
you are being sued by a person whose genitals
Were apparently injured by you, not the clap,
But a mouse trap.
According to the lawsuit, you had a whim,
The Jack-Ass said that you tricked him,
He did no know that putting his testicles in mousetrap would hurt,
It was the game by IDEAL - Milton Bradley, he thought,
He about cut the cheese when he felt that wasn’t plastic involved,
Perry Caravello is filing a ten million dollar lawsuit in court,
'Plaintiff agreed to do so,
(His brain didn’t say no)
and, much to his emotional tranquility
(and to his 50 IQ mentality)
and to his physical harm,
(he said my pain, my gain, and don’t give darn)
was severely injured
(his soul is adjured)
when the trap literally went on his manhood, '
(causing the branch or limb or twig to become deadwood)
the lawsuit contended.
(it is my sanity that is offended)

He should be fined for his stupidity,
His case should be thrown out court,
Too late for McDonald’s
As when the 81-year old woman won the lawsuit who spilled hot coffee on her groin,
And ruined her love life in her loin
The Mousetrap makers will state on their product,
Keep away from children, teenagers, adults,
And other people that wear tights includin’
The Pied-piper of Hamlin.

(9-25-07)

Joe Rosochacki

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