Joe Rosochacki - Mary Ann is Lost

Mary Ann did get LOST on a island with 6 other castaways,
But its on no account to the Skipper or Gilligan.
She did not crash on a plane but she high the day,
Mary Ann was indulging in Mary Jane,
The “roaches” were all over her car,
When she was busted,
Dawn Wells was very well-busted in fact-- after failing a sobriety test.
The 69 year old, little old lady from -DRIGGS, Idaho, not Pasadena,
Was put on probation after she had a paid a fine,
So the night will not set on Dawn after two years of being clean.
All in time.
Once a hippie always a hippie, it’s not that extraordinary,
The Spud Fest will go on.
Got any 'shrooms?
(My mom did dope, her first and only joint, when she was about 69,)
But she’d finally caught up to her contemporaries.

(3-12-2008)

Joe Rosochacki

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