Joe Daddy - Internet Date Blues

The Filipina beauty said she would chat
So by the computer her future husband sat

She promised to call, that she'd be online
He sat there waiting for a very long time

Maybe a Typhoon came and carried her away
Her lover just wondered day after day

Maybe she found another man to write
He just didn't know night after night

Maybe it hadn't been as long as he thought
But then again, he didn't see the web time he bought

Could it be that she forgot to call
Maybe she's shopping down at the mall

Maybe she out on the town with her friends
Spending her bonus on sweet talk and gin

Maybe the typhoon blew her house down
Now she's on the street and I'm a selfish clown

She e-mailed and said we would date
Sitting by the computer was his fate

Hope this kind of thing never happens to you
When she has a computer right in her room

Couldn't she go online at any time
And just say goodnight everything is fine

I loved talking to this girl, who seemed so real
Dreamed of sitting at the beach, sharing a meal

She seems to play games, I know not why
I guess this love affair is destine to die

I hope she'll write and try to explain
Just telling the truth is my aim

If she's not interested I can understand
I hope she's blessed with a righteous man

What ever is going on, I would like to know
I will understand if another Bo

Truth is what I seek now with my life
It can protect you from unneeded strife

This is long enough a poem, to write to you
Hope you understand it as a big clue

Good night for now, write me soon
Tell me that I've got it wrong like a buffoon

Hugs and kisses that I leave you with
Are from the heart of the feeling DISSED!

Joe Daddy

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