Jim Norausky - Lunacy Train #2- Why rain doesn't fall up

She asked to explain why rain doesn't fall up.

On this point, Newton has a theory

but that stuff makes me weary.

I know aliens don't sprinkle water from space

to help their balance of payments race.

So I would conclude by logic

that rain must fall up before rain falls down.

Jim Norausky

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