jerry hughes - DIRTY UNCLE BERTIE

When I'm an old man
I'll follow girls down the street
but won't remember why.

When I'm an old man
I'll wear my trouses above my ankles,
with a belt and braces to keep them up.

When I'm an old man
I'll dribble food and drink down the front
of my clothes, and I won't care.

When I'm an old man
I'll...I'll...awwwww stuff it,
I'll do as I bloody well like.

When I'm an old man
I'll be a right old bastard.

jerry hughes

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