Jennifer L. Knox - Baywatch

Like songs that say only
I like it like that or
I want my money back or
Back that thing up. 'Dogs
peeing on people = funny.
People peeing on dogs = not
funny.' That's a joke I stole
from a really dumb movie
I will remember-unlike my
mother's birthday-
for as long as I live.

Jennifer L. Knox

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/baywatch/