Jane Delahunty - Housewives

Everytime I go in the kitchen,
I just get the shakes
It turns me on when I hear the noise that the microwave makes.
And when I'm making dinner,
I just get the thrills
I really love it when the blender accidentally spills.
I love expensive kitchen tools
They're just so much posher.
But my favourite thing of all is to sit on the dishwasher.

Jane Delahunty

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