James Wakelin - wellWhat do you know

walking down the street one day
got into an ugly fight
wouldn't want to tell you more
it was such an ugly sight

well then I crashed my bike
against a gigantic powerpole
I wouldn't want to tell you more
because I'm now on the dole.

Then singing my way home from church one time
I entered an enormous siesmic fault
I didn't have time to say my prayers
I was turned into a pillar of salt! !

I never knew a Lot but I turned my head
to see what was going to happen
and what do you know says Lot's wife
we never knew poor misshapen

James Wakelin

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