James James - Family Ties

When I grow up I'd like to be
As tough as my own Dad
He always gives my mum a slap
Whenever she's been bad

When I grow up I'd like to be
As nice as Uncle Billy
He gives me money now and then
And lets me hold his willy

When I grow up I'd like to be
As rich as Cousin Kent
He charges men to screw his wife
And gives her ten per cent.

When I grow up I'd like to be
As kind as Grampa Jim
He babysits my sister Sue
And lets her sleep with him.

When I grow up I'd like to be
As nice as Auntie Jean
She takes me in the bath with her
And sucks my peepee clean.

When I grow up I'd like to teach
Just like my Uncle Benny
He lets me stay and watch when he
Has fun with Auntie Jenny

When I grow up I know my kids
Will always love me true
But if they don't I'll be like Dad
And beat them black and blue

James James

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