ivor or ivor.e hogg - Malapropisms

I love the antics of semantics.
Although sometimes I’m driven frantic
by words used inappropriately.
A sight I all too often see.

When people try to demonstrate
their vocabulary is first rate.
Like Mrs Malaprop confused.
They do not know the words they’ve used

merely display their ignorance.
A most unhappy circumstance
Their efforts to impress must fail
Misusing words to no avail.

Better stick to words you know,
plain simple words which surely show.
You can express your point of view
in terms appropriate to you.

A single word serves just as well
as any polysyllable.
It seems to me it’s plain to see
simplicity aids clarity.

7-Jul-08
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