I Need a Job Rap

Music & Video by Razmig. Follow me http://www.twitter.com/razmig

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Lyrics:

I want a job.
So i hit up the web, monster, indeed, craigslist, linked in.
Cover letters, they don't mean shit, dear sir, dear madam, do you even read this?
Oh, i'll spend my time filling out your forms, for no response, what a great reward!
but you see I'm legit, and I've got a degree, what's that mean? nothing, apparently.

I need a job.
I've very qualified, I'm smart, I'm strong, I've got brown eyes.
Revise my resume for the 45th time, 46, 47, 48, 49.
Send it off, into the abyss, follow up with HR, but it makes no difference
How you doing? It's me, just wanna touch base, I'm not a good fit, i'm such a disgrace!

Give me a job.
This is getting sad, I applied at walmart, they never called me back.
Food services? I'm cool with that, retail, door sales, hell, a laundromat.
Seriously though, I'm a photoshop pro, a web guru, and I tell great jokes.
Knock knock, who's there? give me a job, who? Me. Give me a job.