Hubert Wilson - Nein Won One

Incredibly still another lottery I won.
Nigerian games I entered - exactly none!
The good fortune never ends.
Email daily from my unknown friends.
Relishing so many a 'mizspelled' word.
No English dictionary use evidently incurred.
Explaining how secret and most confidential.
Those winnings by the billions - almost torrential!

First, I must share my most personal information.
Requesting my bank's name, account number and location.
Also, my social security number.
Universally needed so my winnings as not to encumber.
Desperate for my wealth to enhance?
Simply wire THEM a few thousand in advance!

Another opportunity also awaits.
Noticeably form beyond the pearly gates.
Deceased celebrities want to share their investments.

Hoping to avoid tax assessments.
Only I am trusted and preferred.
All my financial information must first be transferred.
Xanadu I can at last financially achieve.
Exceptional luck - I just cannot believe -
Seventh heaven as my wealth I wait to receive?

Plus, I will receive (at additional expense) a genuine CD set of the 'Live in Lagos' 2007 New Years Eve concert by Sammy Davis, Jr. and Jimi Hendrix. Co-hosted by Lou Rawls and Wolfman Jack. What a deal!

Hubert Wilson

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