Hubert Wilson - Deadeye Dick$ter

Better not cross the Dick$ter!
Aimin' fer ya mister!
No releasin' Cheney and Abramoff pitchers!
Gunnin' fer ya with his double-barrel strictures?

Be quiet 'bout that undisclosed location!
Absolutely no questions 'bout Halliburton Corporation!
Nary a word 'bout his weapons of mass destruction!
Goin' to make ya a lead introduction?

Hell bent fer quail!
Except the Dick$ter's eyesight has begun to fail?

South Texas attorney
Harry almost went on his last journey!
Obviously the Dick$ter was a little nervious!
Tried too hard to do a Texas public service?

He ain't no Brokeback Mountain cowboy!
If' ya annoy -
Make ready fer yer own funeral to soon enjoy?

Doin' those fancy trick shots
Only gives his'n huntin' buddies stomach knots!
Will the Dick$ter think it's a personal slight?
Now he's the lead story on the Smoking Gun website?

With special thanks to Cher.

Hubert Wilson

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