How to Speak German in 4 seconds

German Lesson No. 1: How to say "gasket."

http://Douchetache.com - A 4 second movie every week until the apocalypse.
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Rules: (1) Movie must be four seconds, plus a one-second title. (2) The official 4 second videos shall be on the 4SECS playlist of AriGoldFilms's Youtube channel; imitators will be hunted down by wild pigeons.

NOTE: Youtube sometimes marks these videos as 6 seconds. This is an error on the part of the illuminati trying to stop the truth. The videos are exactly four seconds, plus one second for the title. Time it if you don't believe me, chief.

4secs music by http://EthanGold.com except where noted.

I made an 87-minute movie too. It's awesome:
http://AdventuresOfPower.com

Thanks to Anne Bernstein and Tosso Hettinger!