Holland Lop Kicks Electronic Bunny

Occurred on December 12, 2023 / Brooklawn, New Jersey, USA

: "Basil is a spicy Holland Lop bunny who may have been a lion in a previous life. She's 4 lbs. and currently 4 1/2 years old. Basil is happily married to her 21-pound husbun, Wembley, who is glad to leave the dirty work for Basil. Upon giving the couple a new bunny toy who happily hops about and squeaks, Wembley ran for the hills, indicating to Basil that there was a potential threat on their favorite dinosaur playmat. (Notice he's not in the video.) Basil stepped up and eliminated said target by pummeling the happy, hopping bunny to its side. Once Basil felt like she had a solid hold, she drop-kicked her opponent into an adjacent galaxy while simultaneously spraying a secondary assault of poop missiles. To this day, the happy, hopping bunny has never been heard from again, and all is well again for Basil and Wembley."