Hm. Nes - Board Game Banter

Shoulda seen that comin'.
Shoulda thought that through.
Coulda gained a point.
Coulda beaten you
Had I put that there,
Had I picked another;
If you'd rolled a seven,
If I'd played the other.
Woulda made a difference.
Woulda had a chance.
Wanna play again?
Almost wet my pants
When you rolled that nine,
When you moved the robber.
Next time I'll be ready.
Next time I'll clobber
You and your momma.
You and what army?
Save it for the book.
Save feathers, and tar me!
This time I'll try.
This time you'll wish
We had stuck to cards-
Played 'Spades' or 'Go Fish.'

Hm. Nes

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