Here's How To Ditch The Date From Hell

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Have you ever been stuck on a date that was seriously the WORST with no way out? How do you deal with "Mr. Touchy Feely?" Watch Love U for all the dating etiquette you need to know!

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Welcome to Love U. I’m your host Tiffany Smith. Just think of me as your own personal professor of love. Today’s lesson is how to ditch a bad date. We’ve all been there. Your best friend sets you up on a date and she says the guy is great! He looks just like Orlando Bloom! Well, you get there and looks more like your seventh grade social studies teacher. But never fear because we are here to teach you how to keep it classy while diching your date. Scenario number one: You’re on a date with touchy, feely man. Mr. Handsy has no concept of personal space. He’ll touch, kiss and hold your hand within the first five minutes of meeting you. The best way to handle this situation is to become tactfully toxic.
Oops! Let’s share.
Oh no!
What is it? You ok? Are you ok baby?
Do you have a cat?
I’ve got a pet iguana.
Iguana. That’s it oh no.
Oh! I have a terrible allergy to-
Iguanas?
Iguanas. Yes. I’m sorry it’s only gonna get worse. I didn’t realize that you had a-
Pet Iguana!
Iguana. Yes, um, I’m so allergic to them.
Huh.
I should go.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Call, Call me?
Never.
Next up the case of the invisible woman. This dating disappearance dilemma occurs when your gentleman caller suddenly seems to forget that you’re still at the table.
And that’s served on a bad of Brazed Radicchio.
Wow.. Leslie. You make everything sound good.
Thanks!
K, I’ll have-
Hey, what time do they let you off of work here.
My shift ends at 11.
That is perfect. I gotta have Bethany here home-
Tiffany, here Tiffany!
Tiffany, home by ten.
You know what take my seat. I’m gonna go stretch my legs and walk home.
Thanks!
So, yeah.
Hey, uh, do me a solid! Feed the meter! Thank ya!
In this scenario you’ve not only slipped away seamlessly, but you’ve also played match maker, squeezed in a little extra cardio and prevented an innocent car from being towed. Works like a charm!
Our last scenario requires bit of advanced planning. Arrange for one of your friends to call you 20 minutes into the date. Now if the date’s going well you can just ignore the call. But if the date is a bomb well you’ve just been extended a love lifeline.
So that was the first gold medal I ever took home in a Dungeon and Dragons tournament.
Uh, I’m sorry I have to take this. Hello? You’re kidding me. Tonight? I’m on a date! Rats! Ok, I’ll be there soon. That was the office that called and there’s been some sort of emergency and they need me to come in right away. And I’m probably going to have to work through the rest of the night. So-
Wait I thought you were a pre-school teacher?
Bye, Now!
Really?
Well that does it for this edition of LoveU. Hopefully we’ve taught you how to say farewell with flare. Because after all there is no reason to break a date and a heart. Thanks for enrolling in LoveU. Now I’ve got to go, um, wash my hair.

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