Herbert Nehrlich - The Translator

He sits and sweats
over those words
at last he gets
what all the nerds
could not because
the text submitted
all of it was
directly pitted
against the skills
of average minds.
They tried and tried
for days on end
at last they cried
when a kind friend
showed how it's done
by taking brains
and having fun
as you make gains
though it's essential
that you be fluent
not just tangential
or congruent
in not just one
no, you need two
one could be Hun
the other Sioux
it matters little
which ones they are
so save your spittle
go to a bar
and have a drink
forget translations
if you do think
that all those nations
are bumblebees
with tiny minds
then humbleknees
and bent behinds
would be so fitting
for those who
while merely sitting
don't have a clue.
So overall
it does require
a bit of gall
and a small fire
inside a brain
that knows and can
as you are vain
you're not the man.

Herbert Nehrlich

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