Herbert Nehrlich - The Poison Called Soy

A substance people like to eat
in place of chicken, eggs and meat
is SOY, the food of Japanese
or so they say. Don't buy it please.

Soy flower, milk and sauce, fermented
replacement foods have been invented.
The worst is babyfood as such
it's like the Devil's nasty touch.

No Asians eat it as a food
it gets the husband off the mood,
it's oestrogens with magic powers
effects do last for many hours.

Don't feed your kids this stuff called soy
or boys will play with sister's toy
small girls won't play with Rubik's cubes
because they watch their growing boobs.

So if you feed these formulas
to girls age five you'll soon need bras.
Of course if you insist on soy
you'll make a girl out of your boy.

All parents, do not get too nervous,
this is a crucial public service.
Don't take advice from total strangers
so many are just moneychangers.

Herbert Nehrlich

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