Herbert Nehrlich - The Flatworm Hermaphrodite

The flatworm, a hermaphrodite
is cute to say the least
he sports a massive overbite
and tends to grow much yeast
in nether regions, which (you'll drool) ,
but what intrigues me most
that he is she and. such a fool
behaves like a mad ghost
two penises are present there
both function by erection
to me it ain't completely fair
that in that lower section
the worms should have a doubledick
to do with as they please
just think, it would be such a kick
to do a dual tease.
But what they do with their two toys
is penetrate the skin
it does not matter where, those boys
they pierce and then they grin.
I wonder if the Gods were drunk
when they designed this double
if just one girl did know a hunk
like that, there would be trouble.
The speed that these small worms employ
when they go on the prowl
is just amazing, they enjoy
good sex and then they howl.
And truly being transvestites
from birth and that is that
then the expression really bites
'make love in nothing flat.'

Herbert Nehrlich

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