Herbert Nehrlich - Singing Practice

Uncle Julius had a ball
he-i-he-i-ho.
Lost the other in a fall
he-i-he-i-ho.

Aunt Matilda was so fat
he-i-he-i-ho.
Chairs were flattened when she sat
he-i-he-i-ho.

Helmut Schroeder was a nut
he-i-he-i-ho.
had two pimples on his butt
he-i-he-i-ho.

Sherrie wears a big T-shirt
he-i-he-i-ho.
On or off she is a flirt
he-i-he-i-ho.

All the Muslims jumped for joy
he-i-he-i-ho.
Only keep a little boy
he-i-he-i-ho.

Tiny Tim peed in his bed
he-i-he-i-ho.
On the day that he was wed
he-i-he-i-ho.

Once a female, name of Keats
he-i-he-i-ho.
showed the world her dirty sheets
he-i-he-i-ho.

Poets are a funny lot
he-i-he-i-ho.
some have talent, some do not
he-i-he-i-ho.

Herbert Nehrlich

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