Herbert Nehrlich - No, Not Carlsbad Beer!

Well, I never would recommend
if it were for all mankind the end,
amber beer from the bath
it's been near Carl's own ass
and most likely a terrible blend.

Would you kindly try brew from Hanover
it's preferred by the outback's own drover,
made from Hops, barley and
mixed in slowly by hand
mountain water and one sprig of clover.

Herbert Nehrlich

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