Herbert Nehrlich - Haikus Before Christmas

Dictator's dictum
Cacatum Non est pictum,
devoted victim.

A Dilly-Dally
digresses up the down stairs
ambivalently.

Americanize
all terrorists and Muslims
with kind coercion.

'Doctor, could you not
just cure my sudden illness? '
'Why do you ask, child? '

'Can you spare a dime? '
The beggar asks the Pontiff.
He said: 'Ask Jesus.'

The missionary
from Polskà-on-the Danube
was driving Volvo.

Through a small window
the priest enjoyed her cleavage
and salivated.

All monks were silent
until the game had started.
Cister-Cienzers.

Herbert Nehrlich

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