Herbert Nehrlich - Election Haiku

Joe is no plumber,
nor a flutist or drummer.
'Twas a clever plan.

No one would suspect
they would plant him, how clever!
Hopes gone forever.

McCain is a pile,
it protrudes from the anus.
He is no Janus.

He could never win
nor could Sarah the dimwit.
Abominal sin.

Herbert Nehrlich

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