Herbert Nehrlich - Dick Cheney's Defection

A V. I. P. from USA
came to Australia to stay.
He had been found to be disloyal
to Yankee Dubya, the Royal.

Bin Laden paid his first class fare,
he called the man his Papabear.
John Howard now was in a bind
but searched in vain his Aussie mind.

First Rumsey, then the black commander!
Enough to get the P.M.'s dander.
This fellow's heart was pretty sick
and he was known as Double Dick.

Politeness rules among old buddies,
though these were aging fuddy-duddies.
Thus, Howard offered lots of booze
when Cheney said 'let's hunt some 'roos.'

It was a thought whose time had come,
so off they went, took Bundy Rum.
John said to shoot at things that hopped.
And demonstrated....then he dropped.

Herbert Nehrlich

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