Herbert Nehrlich - Carpal Tunnel Fix

It's pyridoxine, or B-six
that fixes carpal tunnel.
Don't listen to the surgeon dicks
just get yourself a funnel
and stuff the vitamin inside
until you are quite full,
then let it be for you a guide
that I do not tell bull.

So, within weeks the symptoms fade,
you're feeling so much better.
Avoiding, though, the surgeon's blade
you must do to the letter
what I have said about B-six,
and stick to it 'til cured.
It's called the Doctor Ellis Fix
and works, just rest assured.

Herbert Nehrlich

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