Headline DS - "Escapes From DC"

"Escapes From DC" is from the DC Examiner for January 15, 2009. So the eye patch is on the wrong eye, I didn't have a reference for the text, and my post-apocalyptic DC is more post-rush hour, but here's Snake Plissken escaping from a blowed up D.C. The article lists places for us locals to escape to for the weekend to escape the madness of the inauguration when a million people turn D.C. into a giant sardine can. Distributed by Tubemogul.