Harry Graham - Nurse's Mistake

Nurse, who peppered baby's face
(She mistook it for a muffin),
Held her tongue and kept her place,
'Laying low and sayin' nuffin'';
Mother, seeing baby blinded,
Said, 'Oh, nurse, how absent-minded!'

Harry Graham

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