guy lipmore - Loo-ney Time.!

Is it a tourist attraction,?
Loads of action.!
Easy to forget,
Its only a public toilet.
Is everyone dying for a pee?
The entire village wanting a wee.!
Maybe they've nothing to do,
Do they all think, 'Oh I'll pop out to the loo.'!
They're maybe nicking bog rolls! ! ,
Pretending to go for strolls!
Are all of them'spending a penny'?
Saving water in they're own lavtory!

Seemingly from miles around they flock,
The blooding road they'll block.
Are there no toilets where they live.?
Something has to give.
The bloody sewers will collapse,
A solution is needed perhaps.
Pose as an attendant,
Charge them for a'penny spent.'
Say a couple of pound.
Make them think! Before calling around..

'Out of order'sign on the door,
Burst pipe, flooded floor.
Petition, get it knocked down,
Good idea, it does sound,
Just want a quiet street,,
Whilst on my computer seat,
From my window payne,
Don't want to complain.! ! !

guy lipmore

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