Gordon Whittaker - ' Teachers Pet '

Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the cheeks,
But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks.

Yea, I gotta wait so long I swear……………
Just to wish her a HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Oh to hell with it, I’ll grab her, and plant a kiss on her lips,
But the thought of it scares me out of my wits.
A little voice keeps saying “ no no no no no no “.
don’t forget
She HAS learned “ AIKIDO “

Oh hell I’ll forget it and say no more
I don’t want to land up battered and bruised on the floor.

Gordon Whittaker

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