GOIN' DOWN THE ROAD (Milestone Blues)

"Goin' down the road I saw my ol' friend Jones sitting on a milestones, on a milestone, Jones! Goin' down etc. So I said "Hey Jones what are you doing on this milestone, on this milestone, Jones! " And Jones said "Hey Man you must be stoned 'cause I ain't down the road sitting on milestone, on a milestone road! but I'm in my home sweet home in Chicago sitting on my toilet throne...And you'd better hit the road just now or I'll call the police right now! So I said " Sorry Jones! I really believed that you were sitting on a milestone, on a milestone, Jones! goin' down the road..." Music and lyrics:B93