Friday Night Fu (Episode 052)

Episode 52
Original air date: May 15, 2009

The Movie: Incredible Shaolin Thunderkick
1982, dir. Godfrey Ho
Gentlemen, if there’s just one thing you learn from watching the fine motion pictures we bring to you every week, let it be this: if your little man parts are savagely crushed by brutal kung fu warriors and you turn into a woman, a little acupuncture’ll fix that right up.

The Fu:
Who rocks? Pincushion rocks. Also, Zombie Farley rocks. (Oh, Zombie Farley, your murderous ways are adorable!) Meanwhile, Matt turned into a woman, Bernie turned into Schwarzenegger, and hey, is that camera on? Oh, and Lord Soulbi lost his year-long quest to get on the show. Sorry, pal. Better luck next year.