Friday Night Fu (Episode 046)

Episode 46
Original air date: March 6, 2009

The Movie: Heroes of Shaolin
1977, dir. William Chang
There’s kite flying, and then some kid’s dad gets killed, and then the kid gets trained by the guy who killed his dad, and then there’s some punching and kicking and did you seriously expect us to pay attention to the rest of the movie when the Rollergirls were here?

The Fu:
Did we mention the Rollergirls were here? And that they were awesome? They showed us how not to take out an opponent, how to win a date with Bernie, and how to pretend Jake is a fancy lady. And they did it all while kicking a big pile of ass! Sweet!