Fred Babbin - xToast

The rhythm is pretty good, don't you think? My wife doesn't like it.

So here’s to Ruth and Fred,
They have all the luck.
Ruthie loves to cook,
And Freddie loves to fornicate
because we’re not allowed
to use an Anglo-Saxon word
because we’re too high-browed.

Fred Babbin

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