Fonejacker S1/E1 •

Mr Doovdé asking for a phone number for "Duhfs" and phoning a shop about repairing Voocrés.
George Agdgdgwngo calling three victims, asking for account details, one involving a money ironer having a cardiac arrest inside the bank vault. The last of these calls is the shortest one ever made by the Fonejacker, where George asks if he can enter a man's bank account, to which he is curtly told 'Certainly not' before saying goodbye.
Donald calling a restaurant only to be told that his wife is having an affair with another woman, making the restaurant manager feel guilty.
Terry Tibbs enquiring about a Maserati 3200.
A man with a Welsh accent claiming to have lost both of his thumbs in a freak baking accident calling a mobile phone shop to enquire about the best mobile phone for him.
The Fonejacker calls a man holding up a sign in the street, and manages to persuade him to turn it to point in the opposite direction.
The Mouse calling a pet shop to catch a cat who ate his family.
Jafool asking for a job at BigArt, giving his details by beatboxing.
Mr Broadbandings persuading a man to join Internet Service Providings, his overly priced ISP service which is 42 "megabytings" fast. At the end he feels "upsettings".
Mike calling from "Lube Up Your Butthole and Dance The Fandango Entertainment Services Ltd".
A man trying to buy a flat using the Flat Line, a worthless "automated" telephone service.