Fay Slimm - A Laudable Loo.

Well, did you ever! Oh how grand!
In the smallest of rooms I stared
As farmer friends beamed, proud planning
Had now worked, to get me in there.....

Scenes of sealife, all shaped to size,
Gulls climbed tiled walls, ultra-style flooring
Depicting shore was grand, beguiling,
But nothing beat the best encore.......

New plastic loo-seat caught my eye.
A see-through piece, - - clear, indiscreet
Watery-blues fully defied
Belief with petrified fish, neatly
Entombed, smiling, dead-eyed at me!
Sea-horses cavorting with crabs
Amid floating bubbles, freely
Suspended in jellified padding,
Completed with shells by the score,
Sea-weedy bordered, ...flourescent too!

I smiled warily, bolted the door
And then did the best I could do,
I just flushed it - - - unobtrusively!

Fay Slimm

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