Eli MorenoDrew - Auditory Emotions

My ears and memory
are the encyclopedia to the sounds you make.
The grunts, moans, laughs, and sighs are all listed
In alphabetical order starting from
Adorable Affirmation – Zealous Yelling
All with complete descriptions and meanings.
Recorded and written by yours truly
Who has a Bachelor’s Degree in relationships
with an emphasis on auditory emotions.
Through extensive research and 7 months experience
I can successfully distinguish a
Tired Sigh, and a Sad Sigh
And assess the validity of each by
The innocent lie you tell afterwards,
And then know whether or not I should do
something about it.

Eli MorenoDrew

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