Eizen Tries Angry Orchard Hard Apple Cider

In today's Episode, Eizen tries 4 different flavors of Angry Orchard's Hard Apple Cider (Crisp Apple, Green Apple, Ginger Apple and Cinnful Apple), but not before he first tries two more flavors of Mountain Dew's Kickstart (Pineapple Orange Mango and Kiwi Strawberry, both of which contain Coconut Water).

Then because the title of that product sounded interesting alone, finally Eizen tries out some 8-bit Ale. How will these drinks taste on their own? How will they taste altogether? After drinking some 8-bit Ale, will he go back to the glory days of video gaming, or will it just end terribly like E.T. for the Atari 2600?