Edwin Drood - Banging a blacksmith! (A funny story)

An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. So he picked out Santa to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting.
'Don`t ask me a lot of questions, ' he told Santa. 'Just do whatever I tell you to do.'
One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.
'Get the hammer over there, ' he said. 'When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard.'
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

Edwin Drood

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